The club officials for this festival of fun are:

Tour Managers – Mr Mole & Mr President
Selection committee – Mr Pres, Mr Mole and bloke from down under (not Scotty!)
Judge, jury & executioner – Judge Driver (Lisvane) & Judge Bill-Bill (Whitchurch)
Chief Snitch – Anners (as usual)
Daily Snitches - confidential!

Awards

Match day awards will be presented for the following achievements:
Duck of the Day – for the most outstanding runless and shite innings of the day
The Gower Award - for the “champagne moment” (on or off the field)
Man of the Match – speaks for itself, but frankly it’s no big deal
Twat of the Day - this is where it really counts

NB. All awards must be worn by the honoured recipients for the early part of the evening, carefully looked after, and returned to de judge the next day.

Tour Polo Shirt

A smart polo shirt has been ordered for all tourists at a cost of less than £15.

Tour Rules

Rule 1. Your “Wildthing’s 60 n.o”. tour polo shirt must be worn during the daytime (i.e. until changing into your best togs to get into Flares and Chicken Cottage). Further your shirt must retain a clean and fresh appearance so that the good name of Sonning CC is retained.
Rule 2. A moustache aka Wildthing’s must be worn at all times optional for the evening’s festivities, apart from when you are playing in the matches.
Rule 3. All tourists must be present during the matches for barracking duties etc.
Rule 4. Failure to comply with Rules 1-3 above will result in an automatic fine of £2.50 for each day when the offence occurred, thus fuelling Wildthing’s lager kitty.

Remember if we didn’t have rules, where would we be ?

That’s right – Brussels